Scrooge McDuck and Money
Noble — Sun, 01/11/2009 - 06:55
Scrooge McDuck explains why you need to gamble your money on the stock market, and why capitalism is the greatest system in history.
"Uncle Scrooge, why don't they print up a few billion or so?"
"A FEW BILLION?!?!! OH DEAR NO!!!"
Very brief and possibly cryptic notes behind the cut.
Part 1
Part 2
Brief notes
- There was a time when there was no money, in those dark ages of primitive man. You see, money wasn't really needed until civilization began...
- Nice dig on the wives there, fellas
- Scrooge McDuck is smart enough to know that our income tax doesn't pay for roads, schools, etc.
- No one relaxes when tax deadlines fall, but without our taxes, we would have no government at all!
- Remember to save a slice for yourself, it's your pie after all! (ha, ha, ha)
- Money should never stagnate, but like ocean currents, circulate. But even the kids recognize you have a damn vault full of gold. Hoarder!
- "Is everything clear?" "No." "Sign here."
- That'll be a 3 cent fee (ha, ha, ha)
Truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
Peace Noble It is all based
tad (not verified) — Sun, 01/11/2009 - 18:32Thanks, and peace. That's
Noble Lie (not verified) — Mon, 01/12/2009 - 06:10